Free on Android

Let Him Cook

Roasts That Hit Different

Savage burns, witty comebacks, or smooth compliments for any photo or chat. Tap the floating button, get the perfect reply, paste and send.

Hey, what do you think of my new profile pic? πŸ“Έ
Be honest!
🌢️ Spicy
That outfit's giving "I got dressed during a power outage" energy. The confidence is there though
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6
Modes
3
Styles
5
Languages
~2s
Per Response

One Button, Any App

The floating button stays on top of everything. Tap it wherever you are.

+ Snapchat, Discord, Telegram, and literally any other app

Photo Mode & Text Mode

Roast what they look like, or roast what they wrote

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Photo Mode

Roasty analyzes the full screen β€” profile pics, selfies, dating app photos β€” and generates a response based on what it sees.

  • 1. Open any app with a photo visible
  • 2. Tap the floating button
  • 3. Response auto-copied to clipboard
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Text Mode

Select a region of chat messages, bios, or DMs. Roasty reads the text and generates the perfect reply to paste back.

  • 1. Tap the button on any chat screen
  • 2. Drag to select the text area
  • 3. Tap the action button to generate

From Savage to Sweet

Photos, bios, chats β€” Roasty cooks them all

🌢️ Spicy Photo

"That pose has strong 'I practiced this in the mirror for 20 minutes' energy. And honestly? The mirror lied to you."

πŸ”₯ Brutal Photo

"You've got the vibe of someone who peaked in middle school and has been chasing that high ever since. That haircut isn't a choice, it's a cry for help."

🀯 Unhinged Photo

"You look like an NPC who became self-aware halfway through character creation and just panicked. A sim someone made to die in a pool but you escaped."

πŸ”₯ Brutal Text

"You text like a broken record stuck on "wyd" β€” three times in 24 hours? Desperate much? Your thumbs need a hobby."

🎭 Witty Bio

"VP at Goldman, Wharton '15, Hamptons summers β€” your bio screams 'I'm rich, but please validate me.' 'No gold diggers' while flexing assets? That's like a buffet yelling 'no fatties.'"

🌢️ Spicy Text

"Your replies are drier than a desert TED Talk. 'Stuff'? 'Idk'? That's not texting, that's rationing words for the apocalypse."

🀯 Unhinged Bio

"Your 'future millionaire' flex is giving broke TikTok guru who peaked at DoorDash hustles. Watching crypto at 3am? That's insomnia sponsoring your delusion."

😏 Flirty Photo

"That smile's doing a lot of heavy lifting and honestly? It's working. Something about that look says you know exactly what you're doing."

πŸ’• Smooth Photo

"Your energy in this photo is genuinely magnetic. That confidence paired with that smile? Whoever took this pic probably had a hard time not staring."

🎭 Witty Bio

"Future millionaire whose bio screams 'present broke hustler.' Your queen's out there β€” probably running a 9-5."

🀯 Unhinged Text

"Your 'wyd' spam is so desperate it could summon ghosts on a Tuesday midnight. Midnight booty call on a weeknight? Peak NPC energy."

6 Modes for Every Situation

From light banter to full savage energy, or genuine compliments

🌢️
Spicy
Light playful teasing
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Brutal
Sharp, savage burns
🀯
Unhinged
Absurdist chaos
🎭
Witty
Clever wordplay
😏
Flirty
Charming rizz
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Smooth
Genuine compliments

3 Response Styles

Control how the response is delivered

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Normal

2-3 sentences, balanced delivery

"That pose has strong 'I practiced this in the mirror for 20 minutes' energy. And honestly? The mirror lied to you."
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One-Liner

Quick hits, punchy and shareable

"You look like you peaked during a fire drill."
🎀

Comedian

Stand-up format with dramatic pauses

"Look at this photo... (*pause*) ...that outfit isn't a vibe, it's a 911 call to the fashion police. And they hung up."

How It Works

Four steps. Two seconds. One tap to paste.

1

Pick Your Mode

Choose from 6 modes and 3 styles. Set Photo or Text mode.

2

Enable Overlay

Turn on the floating button. It stays on top of any app.

3

Tap to Generate

Roasty analyzes the screen and generates the perfect response in ~2 seconds.

4

Paste & Send

Auto-copied to clipboard. Just long-press, paste, and watch the chaos.

More Than Just Roasts

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5 Languages

Generate responses in English, French, Italian, Spanish, or German.

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Share Cards

Share your best roasts as branded image cards on social media. Screenshot-worthy content.

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Response History

Every response is saved. Browse, copy, or share your greatest hits anytime.

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Privacy First

Images are processed instantly and discarded. We never store, see, or save your photos.

Perfect for Group Chats

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Group Chats

Be the friend who always has the perfect comeback. Roast selfies, pass the phone around, instant entertainment.

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Dating Apps

Break the ice on Tinder and Bumble with Flirty mode. Use Text mode to craft replies to their bio or messages.

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Social Media

Drop witty comments on Instagram, roast cringey TikToks, or hype up friends with Smooth mode compliments.

Loved by Roasters

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"My group chat has never been the same. The Brutal mode is unhinged and the Smooth mode is actually wholesome. We pass the phone around at every hangout."

🦊
Alex M.
Group chat menace
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"Used Flirty mode on Tinder bios with Text mode and my match rate went up. The openers are way better than anything I'd come up with on my own."

🐺
Jordan K.
Dating app strategist
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"The fact it works over literally any app is genius. WhatsApp, Instagram, even Discord. One tap and it's already on my clipboard. The Comedian style had me crying."

🦁
Sam P.
Content creator

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$0 /forever
  • 5 roasts per day
  • 5 modes (Spicy, Brutal, Witty, Flirty, Smooth)
  • Normal + One-liner styles
  • Watch ads for +2 bonus
  • Unhinged mode
  • Comedian style
Weekly
$2.99 /week
  • 69 roasts per day
  • All 6 modes unlocked
  • All 3 response styles
  • No ads
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$19.99 /month
  • 420 roasts per day
  • All 6 modes unlocked
  • All 3 response styles
  • No ads

Common Questions

Is Roasty free?

Yes! You get 5 free roasts per day with 5 modes and 2 styles. Watch a quick ad for +2 bonus roasts (up to 3 ads per day). Upgrade to Premium for more daily uses, all 6 modes, all 3 styles, and no ads.

What's the difference between Photo and Text mode?

Photo mode analyzes what's visible on screen (selfies, profile pics) and roasts based on appearance. Text mode lets you select a region of chat messages or bios and generates a reply based on what was written.

What about my privacy?

We don't store your images. Screenshots are processed instantly and discarded. We never see or save your photos. All processing happens through encrypted connections.

What languages does Roasty support?

Roasty generates responses in 5 languages: English, French, Italian, Spanish, and German. Set your preferred language in the app settings.

Does it work on iOS?

Currently Android only. iOS doesn't allow overlay apps like this due to platform restrictions. We're exploring alternatives for iPhone users.

Are the roasts safe / appropriate?

Roasty has built-in safety filters. No racism, slurs, threats, or truly harmful content. It's designed for playful banter between friends. The Smooth mode is pure compliments.

Can I cancel Premium anytime?

Yes, cancel through Google Play anytime. No commitments, no hidden fees. Your premium access continues until the end of the billing period.

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